...you think Finland is one of the most beautiful country in the world and you would like to visit it for touristic reasons.
...you don't own any non-band shirts.
...faced with any type of decision, you always pick the choice that is the most "metal."
...you randomly and uncontrollably do high-pitched screams and death growls.
...you can spend an entire week listening to every metal song you own back to back without repeats.
...you hate some subgenre of metal.
...you are aware metal has subgenres.
...you can play air guitar and get all the notes right.
...you can hum “Master Of Puppets” in time.
...you have battle scars from concerts.
...you decide to get married and go to Wacken for your honeymoon.
...your favorite color is black
...your hair is longer than some of the girls
...you answer "err...rock" when someone asks you what music you listen to cuz they wouldn't know what metal is anyways
...you know exactly which countries come under Scandinavia
...you know when you're a Metalhead if you get depressed by not able to recall the tune of your favorite track.
...you know your a metal head when you think appropriate church going clothing is an Emperor t-shirt
...you increase the volume on your mp3 player when someone turns on the radio
...people ask you your favorite band you go like "you wouldn't know if I told you ".
...you can't stop a song in the middle because it would be profane to interrupt such opus.
...mainstream music makes you angry and you need metal to relax.
...you yell at your friends to shutup in the middle of their conversation in a car because it's the best/heaviest part of the song.
...you start to air guitar or air drum without even knowing it.
...you know nothing about European geography but you can point out the exact position of Gothenburg on a globe. Blindfolded. With exact latitude and longitude.
...you have an imaginary friend named Eddie.
...you the first German city you think of is Wacken
...you have no idea what any of the lyrics to some of your favorite bands are actually saying.
...even though you don't know the language, you try to sing along anyway, making "words" that are at least close to the sounds you're hearing, but probably make you sound like a complete idiot if you're were around a native speaker.
...you go to a music store and they dont have any of the bands you are looking for.
...your idea of emotional music is pure hate filled black metal
...you act out in singing, looking pissed off and using your hands while listening to your song.
...your friends are talking to you but you just pretend to listen and nod your head while listening to the album that's playing on your mp3 player instead of them
...you see a bright sunny day and get depressed, and then see a cloudy gloomy day and are as happy as can be.
...you can't help but judge people based on their music tastes.
...you consider an accordion, flute, violin, and cellos to be brutal instruments.
...the only gods you believe in are the Norse gods.
...someone looks at your completely full 120gb ipod and the only band they've ever heard of on it is Metallica.
...you have 200 + gigs of music and people say "you could never listen to all that" and you laugh at them
...you romantically compare your girlfriend to your favorite metal album.
...your girlfriend threatens to leave you because she does not like the fact that you want a beard just like Johan Hegg or Marco Hietala.
...viking drinking horns substitute bottles and mugs.
...you want to learn Japanese just because of X Japan.
...you slowly start learning Scandinavian or German just by listening to music.
...you're required to attend an event that would strictly forbid your metal gear and you struggle for something more 'formal'.
...nobody wants to buy you cds for christmas because they can't find any you like in conventionnal stores.
...everytime you hear a song that isn't metal, all you can think about is how much better a metal version of it would be
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reviviendo esta wea estupidez... XD
